See You Laughing in the Purple Rain

I have a laptop again which means no more crappily coloured sketches.
Just high tech crappily coloured images.

Why Black Milk are unfunny Mean Girls or YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US

I love the movie Mean Girls - because it shows an hilarious and true (albeit exaggerated) representation of how psychologically evil people (read: girls) can be.

Not so funny, when it happens in real life - especially when it is done by a company that has in the past been praised by it's multi faceted fan base for being so community driven.

Let me begin with saying - I have been a big fan of Black Milk Clothing (BMC), I own quite a few pieces that were bought because of "I need it to live" situations. I even made a small comic when they revealed their "Glitterpuke" collection featuring a Unicorn fighting a T-Rex that was actually posted on their facebook fan site.

The idea behind their image is cool : A Lycra clothing online shop that pioneered street fashion in Australia. 
They have been praised for their use of social media, personalisation of service and community but that's the thing isn't it? When people start being told that they are awesome all the time and that they can do no wrong - they start to get cocky. 

The recent incident with a more or less harmless image posted on the Black Milk Facebook page has sparked an all out war of the Mean Girls and everyone else. See the whole thing as it happened here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/alyssajayne/how-not-to-use-social-media-101-pgg2

The picture that caused the incident is somewhat amusing in it's own self deprecating way however it obviously offended some users if it sparked all of this : 

The image at its base level is a Win/Fail scenario - insinuating that when you attempt cosplay, you imagine you're going to look all hot and sultry and more often than not, end up looking frumpy and geeky. When some fans/customers pointed that this sort of image may be a bit offensive to some girls who take BMC's "love thy body" and "be excellent to each other" philosophy very seriously - the Black Milk media team took it upon themselves to imply that maybe the complainers were the ones that took the meme in the wrong way and that the image was not supposed to be offensive. If they would have stopped there and cut their losses - we wouldn't even be here.

BMC admins then began to delete any posts that had an opposing view to their own and even went as far as to block girls from the facebook fansite who had posted opposing views, liked opposing comments and apparently even girls that were friends with other girls who had commented or liked opposing comments. They even blocked sweet and geeky cosplayer Rae Johnston for posting a Black Milk video about how their social media marketing is one of their strongest cards, presumably to remind them where a lot of their success has come from. However, years of loyalty, and free advertisement from Rae was not enough to protect her from the censorship wrath, which is sad because she is nothing but sweet and adorable.

This is when people really started to get angry -
Post something that may be interpreted multiple ways : unavoidable on the Internet.
Argue your point of view to demonstrate innocence : acceptable.
Censor anyone with an opposing view : unacceptable and swimming in monomaniac waters.

An eloquent apology was issued by the head of Marketing Cameron Parker, a day or so later - for most who had been involved - it was too little too late. Apology can be found here.

Here are the legitimate points of views of the issue that I have seen during this debacle :

People offended by the original image - for a company that promotes confidence and loving your own skin, posting a sexy (win) vs geeky (fail) meme was not the smartest of choices. Not to mention the multiple women who really do have body image issues who were genuinely offended by the image. What make this even more bizarre is the fact that the BMC girl who posted it - is trained and educated in Media and Marketing. . .

People offended by the blatant censorship under the pretence of keeping the environment "positive and happy". Taking away someone's voice is a dangerous road to go down - if we've gotten to a point where a generation doesn't understand that - The future is scarier than ever.

People offended by the Mean Girl tactics of the Black Milk media team (was it just one or a group of them riling each other up?). The mentality of "if you don't like what we post - unlike the page and shop elsewhere" read : 

What most people have forgotten or never knew is that this type of behaviour has happened before :

http://bmcthetruth.tumblr.com/post/53885047800

Granted the tumblr this was taken from is a site dedicated to girls (and one or 2 guys) who have been victimised, humiliated and rejected by Black Milk Clothing - so do take it with a grain of salt because a one sided story is never a true story as we have been not so kindly reminded this week.

People that weren't offended by the image or the censorship and are just in the kerfuffle to call people names. If you know me, you'll know - I'm no stranger to sailor mouth but wow chicks dropping the C bomb casually in comments was an eye opener.

People who have not been offended by anything to do with this whole thing except that it's interrupting their precious community and shopping experience. "Who cares if other people were offended? I wasn't so everyone should get over it because there has been an apology issued by the head of BMC marketing" some girls have even tried to make people feel worse by implying that everyone is so sensitive these days and that maybe people should not go on the Internet at all because the internet is full of ideas and images that people will be offended by. However what they fail to realise is that this is circular logic - if they themselves have taken offence by an opposing view to their own, should they be told to not be on the Internet either? This group also has the added bonus of being Grade A kiss asses "I will always love you BM, when's the next sale?" 

I decided not to post anything on the Facebook page because the comments section was quite the cluster fuck. I unfollowed Black Milk Clothing not because I think it will make a difference to them but because I left high school bitchery 10 years ago and I plan to keep it that way.

Here are some places you can buy the same type of clothing without having to deal with the attitude:

Living Dead Clothing (Australian)
http://livingdead.com.au/

Beloved shirts (American)
http://belovedshirts.com/

Wholesale-dress.net (Asian)
http://www.wholesale-dress.net/index.php/SearchAction/searchGoods?keywords=2014

Etsy (worldwide - support independant artists)
http://www.etsy.com/au/search?q=leggings&ship_to=AU

Rae Johnston's eBay - she is selling her Black Milk Collection and giving the proceeds to the Australian charity Lifeline
http://www.ebay.com.au/usr/miss_wonderwoman

Riding the Crimson Wave with Kevin Sorbo

If you're uncomfortable with first period or coming of age stories - stop reading now.

However, if like me, you thrived on the episodes of Degrassi and Ready or Not that mentioned that the upcoming episode contained young adult content or something along those lines - then read on friend.

I was 9 when my mum told me about female menstruation except she called it the day that "the old man would scare me". (Read: a Hispanic parent that didn't want to talk to their child about sex). Then she left on a 3 month trip to Mexico with my sister, leaving me with my dad and older brother scared to death that an old man would suddenly appear and make me bleed instead of pee.

I would glare at any old man that would come even remotely near me.

I was sitting in my room watching the 90s Hercules show starring Kevin Sorbo and his blond midget friend. It was a particularly long faux Herculean fight - when suddenly, I felt super funky like if i needed to pee but painful. I decided to wait for the ad break before going to the bathroom because apparently the Hercules story was that Enthralling. 

In the bathroom - it was freaking horror show when I saw the blood I thought I was dying. Think either Nightmare on Elm St when Johnny Depp dies or Dracula Dead and Loving it . . .



Yeah - let that imagery sink in for a while.

Ok, so it wasnt that bad but those scenes are hilarious and needed to be shared. (Back to the story) I should have felt pride or honour or something - but instead dread set in. Did this mean I wasn't allowed candy, toys and multiple days without a shower? As it turned out - no to the first 2, yes to the last.

I saw a cliché show once that likened the metamorphosis of a caterpillar to a butterfly to teen puberty.
Then the thought hit me- Would I become a brain dead teenager like the ones I watched on Saturday mornings like Saved By the Bell and California dreams? Well. no. I didn't - mainly because kids like that don't really exist in the world I live in.

Look at their smarmy perfect faces.

Nothing really changed after that - except that for a couple of days a month I had to be covert ninja gal and hide something that everyone knew was happening. People that had a hard time with puberty will probably hate this story I kind of hate this story too - only because I was grossed out thinking that Kevin Sorbo was the old man that had caused my period. 

Weirdly enough if you want to see Mr Kevin 'Hercules' Sorbo and midgety Magee (who's name is apparently Michael Hurst) and are in Australia they are currently appearing with OZ Comic Con: http://www.ozcomiccon.com/