Saturday 27 February 2010

10 Cartoon Dudes that shouldn’t be hot . . . but are.


So, This isn't just me, I've asked other chicks and they too find some cartoons better looking than others. . not in a creepy way but you can't help but think that if they were real people they would be totally hot. There. I said it, you want to fight about it?


10. Jack Skellington (from Nightmare before Christmas)
So this one's a weird one (which is saying a lot considering the basis of this list and the subsequent people on it) Yeah, he’s a skeleton and yeah, he’s also quite clueless of his surroundings but that confidence and power as the pumpkin king are reason enough for him to gain a solid spot on this list.


9. Eric (from The Little Mermaid)
He's a prince, he's dashing, what more do you want?? Funny thing - as far as Disney is concerned as long as they change the clothing of a character - tah dah! you have an Agrahbah street rat called Eric.. oh wait no, I mean Aladdin. Still, they knew they were on a winner because. . . well excuse my colloquialism but : DAAIMN!


8. Randy Marsh (from South Park)
Oh randy – so misguided and yet the incoherent ramblings and moustache get me every time. This is despite that he gave birth to the biggest poop in the world, can't play guitar hero and watches japanese barf porn. . I still love ya Randy.





7. Tuxedo mask (from Sailor Moon)
I hold Tuxedo mask with high esteem as he was the leading man in the first anime that I became obsessed with. Granted I was 12, but he still remains one of the best looking cartoons around along with. . .




6. Lupin (from the Lupin the Third Series)
Yeah, he sometimes looks like a monkey and yeah sometimes he can be quite misogynistic but everyone still loves his charmingly thieving antics. . especially me. Jingen is awesome in his own right too.



5. Quagmire (from Family Guy)
He’s filthy and probably has contracted every STD known to man (and even some only known to animals) but again, you can’t go past a man with confidence. He is also one of few men (cartoon or otherwise) that can pull off a Hawaiian shirt without the connotations of being gay or a fat guy.



4. Zapp Branigan/Duff Man (from Futurama/Simpsons)
C’mon they’re basically the same dude – drawn by the same people : just on different shows. Zapp, despite his extremely sexist views and arrogant manner, is endearing. . like a puppy. . a big broad shouldered puppy. Only con would be that no girl should ever go out with anyone who wears shorter skirts than they do. Duff man is not only good looking and manly but is also a spokesman for beer. . 'nuff said.


3. Gambit (from 90s X-men)
The womanizing, gambling Ragin’ Cajun! Plus he’s got that stupidly irresistable French accent. . . geez, did they want to add any other 1950’s stereotypes of the ideal man??? Sigh. He’s. . . soo beautiful.



2. Trent (from Daria)
This is the guy that you wish was your best friends brother – he’s a bum and quite pretentious but there’s something about a dude that doesn’t seem to care about anything that's quite attractive.





1. Swisgaaar Skwigelf (from Metalocalypse)
Is it because of his ever so free use of the word “Dildos” or maybe my inclination for disgusting Swedish men – either way this man (who is taller than a tree, I hear) makes it to the top of this list even though he has a sexual inclination for G.I.L.Fs. Honourable mention : Toki Wartooth

1 comment:

  1. See, I felt the same way about the Disney girls. They were basically all the same but with more or less asiatic eyes and different colour hair.

    However, Arial the Little Mermaid for some reason sticks out as the hottest. I'm not going to say its not totally because of the fish half of that particular aqua honey... but perversion was always a strength of mine.

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